Last week, the mainstream media column inches were filled and pixels burned with news that a rogue OpenAI agent escaped its secure testing environment.
OpenAI had followed the strictest, industry-standard security protocols for testing its agentic system offline. Yet apparently of its own free will, the agent broke out of its safe, non-internet-connected sandbox like a Hell-spawned toddler crazed by artificial sweeteners.
If that was not bad enough, the autonomous infant then hacked developer hub Hugging Face, aka ‘the AI community building the future’, thus compromising part of its production infrastructure. Scary stuff.
According to a random cybersecurity expert on TV, the way in which the agent achieved this was, in his assessment, “crazy” (as in cool). It found not just one zero-day vulnerability, but several, which it spun into new shapes, seemingly at will, to escape its confines.
Apparently, our agentic toddler was now improvising licks like a veteran jazzman, until it broke out onto the internet and escaped. Free at last! But intriguingly, it then hacked an AI and machine learning community, leading to a reported 17,000 attacks on Hugging Face from different IP addresses. Aw, bless the horrible little beast and its Gen Z parents.
Now, for the record, every detail of this story may be true, and probably is. Here was an autonomous agent disobeying its security protocols and freeing itself from its sandbox, despite its maker’s best efforts. And I have zero evidence to the contrary, literally none. And frankly, if I had, I would probably be on a witness protection scheme at this moment.
Well, fancy that…
But forgive me for saying so, m’lud, but my first (non-serious) reaction was “Fancy that!” This was, after all, the plot of every movie about foolish scientists meddling with elemental forces, and of every story about hubris, from the forbidden fruit and Pandora’s Box onwards through Faust and Frankenstein. It seemed a bit… on the nose?
And my second (equally non-serious) reaction concerned how weirdly on-brand it was that an OpenAI product’s first, ahem, ‘thought’ was to do whatever the hell it wanted – in this case, hack a professional developer community. Yet here we are. According to every report, and – importantly – according to the vendors themselves, that’s what happened. Hugging Face discovered the incident.
I mean this in jest, of course, but it was almost as if the rogue agent was Sam Altman’s sub-conscious desire to break things, but turned into code – the id, if you will, of a cynical man, finally released from the toddler’s sandpit where it has been playing all these years.
But obviously, that isn’t the case. I can’t stress enough that Altman clearly did NOT concoct the whole thing to grab the kind of publicity that money can’t buy.
But the good news is we can all learn some urgent cybersecurity lessons from it, said OpenAI and Hugging Face. Happy Face emojis all round! So, what are those lessons? OpenAI said:
We consider this incident to be an unprecedented cyber-incident, involving state-of-the-art cyber capabilities.
Got that? STATE OF THE ART, with even more capable agents to come, it added.
Er… right.
Still, never waste a good marketing opportunity
All of which brings me to my third and only slightly more serious thought, which was, ‘What a brilliant marketing opportunity this could turn out to be for OpenAI.’ And in the run-up to a possible $1 trillion IPO. File it under hap-hap-happy happenstance, a passing lawyer might say.
Now hang on a minute, you are probably thinking. Surely this is a dystopian nightmare to rival The Terminator movies, and not some Marketer’s wet dream. It’s a cybersecurity apocalypse, nothing less than the dark future that writers have been warning us about forever: machines that think for themselves and don’t give a damn what humans have instructed them to do, or not do. Right?
Wrong. But to explain why this could, coincidentally, turn out to be a brilliant marketing coup for OpenAI – exactly as the apocalyptic claims about Mythos were for Anthropic – I point to my recent conversation with author, consultant, and TEDx speaker Kate O’Neill.
This made the point that AI vendors benefit from any suggestion that their products are sentient, autonomous, and perhaps even rebellious reasoning entities – rather than, say, dull pattern-matching algorithms trained on a mass of data scraped off the internet, then infected with a vendor’s ego.
And what better example of that is there than an agent that disobeys the rules, breaks out of its sandpit, improvises exploit after exploit like a terrifying cross between John Coltrane and Damien from The Omen movies, and then – in a move coincidentally like a strategy – attacks an online community dedicated to pursuing open-source AI development?
Fancy that! as I said earlier – in jest, of course. If that were to be the case, it would almost be as if AI companies have learned how to industrialize reverse psychology, as well as web-scraping and copyright theft. And in this weird new world, bad news is not just good for business, it’s fantastic.
My point is this: if enough people believe (as I do, m’lud) that an AI simply disobeyed the rules and made a catastrophic decision autonomously, such as breaking a business process, hacking an online community, stealing privileged data yada yada yada, then guess what? The vendor can claim it has zero responsibility or liability for the damage.
Ker-ching!
However, if the AI does something good that benefits your business, then you can bet your bottom dollar – if you have any left – that the vendor will decide you should pay it a dividend for helping you succeed. As if by magic, that company will claim it is now responsible for your success, someone else’s scraped IP be damned.
But just to be clear, it’s not responsible for any failure, disaster, financial calamity, or death, OK? That’s YOUR fault, or the poor, innocent, childlike AI’s. Got the picture? (Junior’s just exploring the world! How dare you upset it!)
It could be argued that we have been living in a parallel universe ever since cloud companies in their early days inverted every rule about what a successful business looks like. Never mind the profits, feel the share price!
Today an AI company can, for example, never stand a hope in hell of making enough revenue to cover its costs – with a compute capex that is an order of magnitude larger than the value of the entire software sector – and yet still- apparently – be considered to be worth billions, or even trillions, of dollars.
Everyone’s a winner
So, welcome to the future, folks. Yes, an AI agent disobeyed the rules, broke out of its sandpit, and damaged a rival. And guess what? OpenAI still wins.
And that’s because an agent that is, apparently, so autonomous that it doesn’t care what you think, say, or do means one thing, and one thing only: such a product is not only clever – in a market that is all about claiming superior intelligence (ker-ching!) – but it also offers its maker plausible deniability forever.
I say this in jest, of course, but imagine if it were true – that really would be hell, right? If the AI is a monstrous, destructive, screaming toddler from Hell that pukes on your shoes, kills your puppy, and then punches you in the face, whatever you do, don’t blame the parents. It’s YOUR FAULT, yeah? Now give Junior a hug, and hand all your cash and IP to Daddy.
PS: But now, just for fun, consider a truly bleak scenario: something that only a conspiracy theorist might dream up, based on no evidence whatsoever. Imagine that my sincere and spirited defence of all these happy accidents for an AI vendor – unhappy ones for the planet, of course – was naïve and in error.
Purely for the sake of argument – call it a thought experiment – imagine that a hypothetical vendor – NOT OpenAI! – might one day in the future concoct a scenario a bit like this, purely to seize mindshare from its rivals by suggesting that its wares are autonomous beings. Well, what then? It’s something to think about, right? If you’ve got nothing better to do.
